The Robots' Perspective

Old sports cars are hella serious. Make hard-ass faces when driving them.

Say no to passengers. Avoid loose gravel and looser women. No wolf-howls at stoplights. No tires screeching for mercy. Polish. Putter. Pose. Then put it away.

These are the rules of the road. The rules? Fuuuck that.

We’re not too precious about our toys. If period correct is your thing, cool. Keep your ride on ice while getting your zinc just right.

We’ll be out shooting blurry pics and breaking shit. Celebrating rock chips and setting tires on fire.

Come play in the street

The founder of Earth to Robots sitting on the fender of a ratty old 911.

Mostly made in the USA.